How To Improve Your Relationship
Season Two - Episode Three
Please note that this is the SERMON ONLY version of this episode which gets straight to the sermon (+ a meditation and song). For the FULL SERVICE, which includes all the horror and comedy drama elements, click here.
Welcome to a special service in which we celebrate our relationships...not just the romantic ones, but any relationships in which we want to express love. So please don't be put off this service if you are single or uninterested in Amore. For it remains relevant to us all!
Peter comes to share some of his own advice on relationships. Be warned...he is open and frank in parts of this address, which may make you go all a quiver.
After this most stimulating talk, Peter then leads us in perhaps our scariest prayer time yet...when we are asked to visualise ourselves being stalked by a homicidal married couple. Then it's over the Ed Warren, who takes to the stage to join our band. He delights Lorraine with a special Valentines surprise...a brand new song that he has lovingly written for his lady fair. There was nary a dry eye in the house when Ed shared his great love in such a touching way.
Finally, Ed and Lorraine chat about Ed's second musical album 'BROKE MEATBALLS' which he claims is available on audio cassette, but nobody can find a copy. Sold out, Ed?
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